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So I was watching the movie “the longest yard” yesterday and seen something funny.  This is goes out to all the Michigan fans out there especially my buddy Jason.  Enjoy!!

So I was sitting at work bored as usual so I decided to find some photos that would make someone out there laugh.

So apparently my wife and a few friends went to a concert tonight.  They apparently forget where they parked at.  The spend over an hour searching for the car.  This was obviously funny as hell.  But it has happened to me more than once.  So in the spirit of all this I found some helpful tips for not losing your car.  Thanks to www.bandersnatch.com for the  information.

PARK IN THE SAME PLACE: One solution, insofar as possible, is to always park in the same place at each store. In order to insure a parking spot, this usually means parking far away from the store, but the walking is good.

TIE SOMETHING COLORFUL TO THE CAR: One friend carries a red ribbon around, and ties it to her door handle. Another puts a balloon on her antenna. This works, as long as someone doesn’t steal the ribbon (or the car).

BUY A UNIQUE CAR: A serious problem faces those with generic cars and trucks, such as Camrys, Accords, and Ford Explorers….there will be 70 cars or trucks of the same make and color in the parking lot. Purple cars are easy to find (but get you stopped by the Border Patrol frequently).

USE YOUR REMOTE: Another friend just points his remote to the parking lot, and whichever car lights up, that’s his. This doesn’t help when three cars of the same make and color open up, which happens sometimes.

WRITE DOWN THE LOCATION: While this might seem an obvious solution, the problem is remembering where you put your note, especially if you’ve left you car at an airport and been gone for a week. One friend writes the location on the inside of his shoe, another has a post-it note tacked to his driver’s license.

Finally I’ll add my own advice.  Take someone that is sober with you to remember.  But be prepared for the unexpected.  Sometimes this can get screwed up to.